Dildo Recall Revenge Letter

Send this letter to the dildo in your life. The lucky recipient of this letter will receive a letter from Cucumber Sex Toys with a giant message on the front of the envelope stating that their dildo purchase has been recalled. And everyone will see it. Inside the envelope is only for the dildo's eyes. It contains a letter with the same logo letterhead explaining the nature of the recall and then it goes on to insult him/her throughout the length of the letter.

What You Get:

• This letter sent to the dildo of your choice via the USPS, personalized with his/her name.*
• A copy of the letter and envelope emailed to you.
• A notification via email letting you know when the letter was sent.
• Peace of mind knowing that this dildo got what was coming to him/her.

$8.99   

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*USA Deliveries Only

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